Republicans Cut Child Cancer Research from Spending Bill
President Musk threatens Republicans on spending bill
Where’s The Donald? You know, the “greatest president ever” — at least according to his bloated vanity. I’m puzzled because if he is the greatest president ever, what does he call President Musk? The Elderly Golfer seems to be AWOL, save for a few moronic posts on his dumpster-fire social app.
Meanwhile, the House, seemingly led not by Speaker Johnson but by a gazillionaire space mogul, decided the first bipartisan continuing resolution (CR) just wasn’t good enough. So, the Republicans cooked up a new bill — one President Musk and The Donald approve of, you know, the one where they slashed funding to CHILD CARE CANCER RESEARCH by $191 million. What the actual fuck? Child care research!
In addition to cutting cancer research for our children, the new CR, expected to be voted on as soon as tonight to avoid a government shutdown, includes raising the debt ceiling. This is an Orange Special, one near and dear to the Trumper. Now, he can spend a few trillion more on destroying our environment and fattening the wallets of his billionaire friends.
How long are these Republican dipshits going to keep dancing to Elon’s tune while #47 squats on his golden throne, pondering how to wrangle his ‘co-president?’ Even the corporate media is finally starting to wonder how long Rocketman plans to run the show. When 38 members of your own party start cannibalizing each other, maybe — just maybe — you’ve got a fucking problem.
What’s not surprising, though, is the absolute shitstorm in the Republican Congress before Donald the Dim even steps into office. He’s just the president-elect, and already things are spiraling. Imagine the clusterfuck when he actually starts pulling the strings. Spoiler Alert: it’s going to be a fucking disaster.
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