So, the Trump gang, a collection of clowns, crackpots, and likely crackheads, have decided, at the behest of the overfull colostomy bag squatting in the Oval Office, to ‘interview’ convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
Now, on its face, it seems like a great idea. Let’s get to the bottom of this collection of conspiracy theories swirling around the late Jeffrey Epstein and his long-time best buddy, Donald Trump. Yep, that will fix everything once and for all.
Does anyone think it will? Here’s what I expect:
Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche will visit the Federal Correctional Institution (FCI) Tallahassee, a low-security federal prison in Florida, where Maxwell is serving a 20-year sentence for sex trafficking and conspiracy to commit sex trafficking.
The interview will go like this:
DOJ: “Ms Maxwell, do you know who was sleeping in Jeffrey’s bed all those years?”
Max: “Of course, but I’m not going to tell you unless Donald commutes my sentence.”
DOJ: “I’m not sure that’s going to happen, but give us a taste of what you know. A name or two.”
Max: “I will give you one. Your boss, Donald Trump. He and Jeff were inseparable. They ate together, partied together and fucked the same girls, most underage.”
DOJ: “Well, if you promise NOT to make public President Trump's name, you know, for national security purposes, we might consider a commutation.”
Max: “What about all those other high-class mother fuckers?”
DOJ: “We don’t give a shit about them. All you have to do when asked by the Congress or the press is make it clear you didn’t witness any wrongdoing by our great and wonderful president.”
A consultation with lawyers ensues.
DOJ: “Is this agreeable to you, Ms. Maxwell?”
Max: “Fuck yes. I want outta here.”
Hands are shaken all around, and Deputy AG Blanche, formerly one of several Trump defense attorneys, carries the news back to his boss.
Ghislaine Maxwell is freed from prison, testifies in front of Congress, grants lots of interviews and denies having any knowledge of Trump fucking underage girls.
One year later, her body was found floating face down in the Hudson.
Professor Mike is a former intelligence agent and police executive. He teaches justice studies and has taught global security, with a focus on contemporary threats and crisis leadership.
The one think I'm sure of is that Trump will avoid any kind of prosecution, whether she testifies against him or for him - whether she has hours of video proof. It doesn't matter.
Sounds perfectly feasible.